1. ffractal:

    sxrreal:

    When I say “please don’t take a picture of me” it’s not because I’m being bitchy and stubborn, it’s because if I see that picture I will seriously feel so bad about myself and think I am the ugliest thing on earth and sink a little deeper into self consciousness and hatred.

    thank you

    and before anyone says anything about selfies- those are controlled photos. 

    (via youngvlcanoes)

     

  2. aktx:

    tarntino:

    me: *sees a white boy* *locks my car doors*

    white boy: *knocks on window* what would you be doing if I was in there with you ;)

    (via zackisontumblr)

     
  3. gatewayslugs:

    woof woof wats for lunch lol

    (via gnarly)

     

  4. togepathetic:

    when you upload a photo on instagram and it gets no likes within 10 minutes

    image

    (via youngvlcanoes)

     
  5. spartan-053:

    sammiwolfe:

    pilgrimstateofmind:

    ATTENTION FOR A SECOND, YO: 

    Real talk, this animal (the Ordovician Helmet crab, aka the Horseshoe crab, aka the Atlantic’s most at-risk shelled animal) is of a species that is close to 450 million years old. They are considered endangered, and often wash up on the shores of Long Island (this big lady crab was at TR park in Oyster Bay)

    Note: these animals are often used to extract their blue blood and cure diseases. They help the ocean out big time. And they are one of the longest-surviving species on the planet. They’re washing up and people don’t think to/are scared to save them because of their deceivingly harmless barbs. 

    Take note, friends. Their barbs are NOT stingers. They cannot hurt you. Their pinchers aren’t pinchers, they’re just little legs that are actually really soft! The barb tail they have is actually what they use to stick into the ocean floor or the sand when waves knock them over or they flip onto their backs by accident. And you can help them out by flipping them back over very quickly and helping them scuttle back into the water if you see them struggling. 

    This is way important. Just call me the Sarah McLachlan of horseshoe crabs.

    Hey everyone, as someone who grew up with horseshoe crabs literally everywhere I’d like to bring your attention to these fine, prehistoric bottom-feeders. Growing up in Gerritsen Beach (In Brooklyn, NY) meant seeing dozens upon dozens of horseshoe crabs trapped in fishing lines and shredded sandbags, stuck above the high-tide marks during low tide, and sometimes washed up on the rocks. Which led to probably hundreds of hours cutting them loose every summer during the mating seasons. Horseshoe crabs are 10000% harmless to you and can be easily handled (just don’t dangle them from their tails (known as a telson); that’s painful and you may accidentally rip the tail off and they’ll have to wait until their next molt to grow a new one!).

    If you see a horseshoe crab on the beach, gently nudge it with your foot. Most of them will respond by waving their telson around. If it doesn’t respond, flip it over to check for moving limbs. If you suspect it is tangled and can’t move and you can’t bring it straight to the water because of this get a bucket of sea water and slowly pour it over the book gills and legs. As you work to untangle these rad critters, which are actually more closely related to spiders than crabs, pour more water over it periodically until you can return it to the ocean. However, during the mating season horseshoe crabs will attach together, with the large female toting around a smaller male behind her, and bury themselves in sand and mud to lay their eggs. Do not dig up these horseshoe crabs unless you are absolutely sure that they are stuck above the high tide mark. If you see dozens of beached horseshoe crabs but none of them are clinging together and the tide is going out, please do your part and turn them back in the direction of the water. Place them at the water’s edge and let them decide which direction they want to go in to be absolutely sure that they aren’t stranded accidentally.

    Horseshoe crabs cannot bite you, and their “pincers” are really just for picking up food and don’t hurt if they try to grab you. They may be a little intimidating-looking but they are harmless and will be grateful for your help.

    Just look at all those friendly legs waiting to tickle you in thanks for helping them not die a slow death of baking in the sun and getting eaten by gulls and other sea birds!

    Please, protect our bottom feeding horseshoe crabs at all costs. Yes their blood has important medicinal value, being copper-based unlike our iron-based blood, but overharvesting them can have devastating effects on our underwater ecosystems. When being harvested for blood they should actually be returned to the ocean after taking a little, rather than bled dry

    (via dontbeanassbutt)

     
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  7. premiumcountryside:

    owldee:

    watch-things-on-vcr:

    harbek:

    tiberius457:

    I wasted a few minutes trying to remember what episode of Doctor Who this related to and then realized it was about Titanic…

    I wasted a few minutes trying to figure out why Rose and Jack would be in the Titanic episode when that’s season 4.

    I tried to click the reblog button in the picture.

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    Whovians are a mess.

    (via part-of-your-worldd)

     

    1. when people don't sit next to me on the bus: offended and relieved
    2. when someone sits next to me: irritated yet flattered
     
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  9. hiiifly:

    Somebody @ both of them together and get this HBO boxing event popping

    (Source: rlaph, via spicy-vagina-tacos)

     
  10. knitmeapony:

    Sort of Incorrect Les Miserables Lyrics — You’re the One That I Want

    No, that looks right to me.

    (Source: enjolrastic, via misemployment)

     

  11. koalatea:

    true life: people like my hair more than they like me

    (via gnarly)

     

  12. suctioning:

    aciddd-angel:

    suctioning:

    when you unsuspectingly see your best friend at the store

    image

    why the fuck would this be my reaction

    You must not have a best friend

    (via heywhatsyour-name)

     

  13. princess-of-lore:

    mycheekyfinn:

    official-nasa:

    monilip:

    dont-stop-runninggg:

    knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit

    wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad 

    That was deep

    philosophy is wondering if that means ketchup is a smoothie

    That was deeper.

    common sense is knowing that ketchup isn’t a damn smoothie you nasty

    (Source: whattt-fucking-ever, via heywhatsyour-name)

     

  14. effyfurrow:

    nointerrruption:

    I’M ACTUALLY A REALLY NICE PERSON IM JUST USED TO BEING WALKED ALL OVER AND DISRESPECTED SO SOMETIMES I COME OFF AS MEAN BUT I JUST CANT LET PEOPLE TAKE ADVANTAGE OF ME AND I HAD TO GROW UP REALLY FAST OK BUT I PROMISE I HAVE A GOOD HEART AND GOOD INTENTIONS AND I DONT WANT TO EVER HURT PEOPLE’S FEELINGS BUT SOMETIMES I JSUT HAVE TO HAVE THE UPPER HAND AND MAKE SURE I DONT GET HURT IM SORR YI LOVE EVERYONE

    SOMEBODY FUCKING SAID IT 

    (Source: okaywork, via mtvchill)