1. he-is-in-the-cellar:

    naturedouche:

    seldo:

    sixpenceee:

    Time-lapse of a rain storm. This is located in a lake in Carinthia, Austria called “Millstättersee”. Video taken by Peter Maier. More interesting posts here: sixpenceee.com/tagged/world

    I never noticed before the way a rainstorm depletes the cloud it comes from.

    this is so cool omg

    Rain is essentially the sky saying, “This cloud is too heavy.” And like trying to hold a wet paper towel in slow motion, it tears at one point and drags the rest of the water down with it.

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  2. meladoodle:

    meladoodle:

    meladoodle:

    my granddad just called me to tell me how big his cauliflowers are growing and it was so cute theyre “TWICE as big as the ones you get in the shop”

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    i told my granddad this post has 3,500 notes and he said ‘who are they? do i know them?’ he wanted me to list everyone and see if he knew anyone

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  3. feminists-against-feminism:

    wylltingtrees:

    steve-spaghetti:

    renirabbit:

    pizzalecki:

    pkmnbreederbrianna:

    togamijail:

    chandra75:

    im-sherlocked-in-my-mindpalace:

    socially-awkward-supervillian:

    Fun fact: Cheetahs only attack prey that runs

    jesus that is good to know.

    Yup, that’s the point you just stay still and let it do whatever the fuck it wants that doesn’t involved you getting eaten. 

    REALLY FUN FACT for big cats cheetahs are fucking docile as shit

    my grandfather ran a cheetah sanctuary in south africa and he’d just lie with them and sleep among them and they’d rub against him and chirp at him they’re big fucking babies

    Another Fun Fact: Cheetahs are incredibly nervous animals. One of the (many) reason’s they’re going extinct is that cheetahs are so sensitive and nervous, some of them are literally too nervous to breed. Others will breed, but stress themselves out so much, they’ll lose their cubs.

    So zoos with breeding programs had to figure out how to make cheetahs comfortable enough to first of all, get laid and secondly - not spazz themselves into miscarrying.

    So what’d they do?
    They gave the cheetah’s their very own Service Dogs!


    The dogs make them feel safe, protected and secure!

    AJHHHHFDDGHH SO PRECIOUS

    this post just got so much better

    THIS IS OFFICIALLY MY FAVOURITE POST

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    God makes cheetas, god kills cheetas, god makes man, man makes dogs in order to live, man gives dog to cheeta in order for them to live, god is dog backwards

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  4. ck-480:

    daily-showerthoughts:

    A couple inches of white paint is all that separates millions of cars from crashing into each other

    if you put a redditor on a backroad with no markings they just drive directly into approaching traffic

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  5. littletiddygothgf:

    daily-showerthoughts:

    5 is like an honorary even number

    why does this make sense?

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  6. simonalkenmayer:

    maxiesatanofficial:

    In many ways - socially, technologically, industrially - we’ve improved greatly from the ancient societies. For all the flaws of the world today, and there are many which we need to overcome, we should recognize that we as a species have achieved a tremendous amount.

    That being said, we need to start painting elaborate scenes on our pots and bowls again. I’m stick of my saucepan just being black instead of having some ritual or historical event on the sides.

    Agreed.

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  7. meatfighter:

    meatfighter:

    meatfighter:

    Come get this dick-fil-a

    I’m tired of y'all reblogging this every Sunday

    One of you shit heads are saving this post and waiting until Sunday to reblog it


    I will fucking find you

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  8. thelouisfanclub:

    supernikoe:

    we took a field trip to the art museum today and this guy looks just like me when somebody barges into my room while im drawing

    busted for drawing nipples

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  10. beerbop:

    jasper-rolls:

    kushblazer666:

    rasec-wizzlbang:

    can we bring back captcha comics

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    No offense but these are absolute classic images

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  11. come-forth-into-the-light:

    garranaki:

    musicismyoasis:

    typo123:

    aelinsilverpine:

    lianabrooks:

    weareoracle:

    chuckyzoopa:

    thedaniverse:

    thedaniverse:

    I am a little high but what if people proposed with beautiful, intricate knives. Ladies would gather around the table and be like “guess what finally happened!!” And pull this beautiful, intricate dagger out of her purse and all the other ladies would gasp and congratulate her

    Me: I’m a little high but –

    Y'all rushing to that reblog button:

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    Originally posted by exploratorium

    It’s an awesome idea tho

    Because I have a tag for pretty weaponry, some knives I’d accept as proposals follow:

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    I said yes! 

    (but, actually, hubby bought me a dive knife when we got married so this works…)

    I can 100% get behind this as a new tradition.

    a post to my future knife giver

    @ciervobizarro

    @dragonwagon

    My favorite part about this post is that I actually have that second-to-last knife.

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  12. pervocracy:

    pervocracy:

    When someone disagrees with you online and demands you prove your point to their satisfaction by writing a complete and logically sound defense including citations, you can save a lot of time by not doing that.

    Bro, I’ve known you for twelve seconds and enjoyed none of them, I’m not taking homework assignments from you.

    This got a lot of responses from people pointing out that evidence is a key part of intellectual inquiry, discourse, and debate.  That being able to support your beliefs is a key critical thinking skill.  Which is 100% true.

    Except that you don’t actually have to participate in intellectual discourse any time some fucko on the Internet tells you to.

    There’s a vast difference between “this is an important thing to be able to do,” and “this is a thing that you must be continuously available to perform in public for any stranger who asks.”

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  13. spaceshipfur:

    The Warriors wiki is wild

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  14. wierdrocks:

    killerkitty707:

    “Yoink” is the opposite of “Yeet”

    But it’s just as fast

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  15. boringangel:

    jacquez45:

    fluffmugger:

    geoclaire:

    theclassykindoftrasy:

    sparrf:

    i keep thinking about that tribe of baboons where all the alpha males died from eating poison garbage and then the baby boy monkeys were taken care of by the lady monkeys and never got socialized to be aggressive so they all just live peacefully and groom eachother instead of fighting and killing eachother and its been generations of that, it only took 1 wipeout of the aggressive males to change the whole social order of the species i am crying they must be so much happier

    ……….I have an idea.

    don’t we all

    You’re missing half the story.

    When adolescent males from other groups came to join, they learned very rapidly that being an arsehole baboon was not fucking tolerated, and completely stopped the behaviour and integrated with the group.


    Arseholes only thrive when you let them. 

    Only the aggressive males died; the non-aggressive ones didn’t go on garbage dump raids and so they survived just fine. This was about half the adult males in the troop. The suddenly-without-mean-competition males didn’t get aggressive and take over and start being giant jerks; they stayed the same pleasant baboons they had always been.


    The researcher studying this troop was asked what he had learned about stopping violence in society and he said “Kill all the aggressive young males” and I think about that a lot.

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